In fact I am not really doing the stuff that people are asking me to do, the web site that wanted me to write for them was only interested in stuff like you would read on TMZ. They wanted me to hire a girl from an
Of course I was almost tempted to just take their money and tell them that the scheme had not worked. I was wondering how they would tell that what I had told them was not true. In fact I thought about paying the girl to do what I wanted her to do, which would have been a lot more fun. What they wanted me to do was probably some sort of felony and since you would do it for the purpose of creating some sensational story, then it is a felony where you could be telling the police to come and look at you in the hopes of locking you up for ten to twenty years. I certainly never even considered doing it for a whole list of reasons, most of which involved not needing to give my money to lawyers.